all that said, this one place is actually pretty damn nice.

i mean, there are bad parts. for starters, its a bit pricey. but ill hope to work around that. secondly, its a 5th floor walk up. not much of a stretch from my current 4th floor walk up, but... whatever.

the other aspect is that the kitchen is tiny. now, not that i need a huge kitchen or anything. im not even sure what the fuck to do with the one i have. but i can not express clearly enough how tiny the kitchen is. i could easily state its smaller than a bathroom with a straight face. why? cuz it is, mother fucker, pay attention.

but other than that... i dig it.

its closer to the path train i take to manhattan daily. its in a good part of town. my building wont stink of india or mexico, let alone their deadly combination.

its bigger than my current place, and way more open. its a duplex, so the bedroom is up a flight of those curly stairs. the wood paneling floor is that cool light color. the windows are nice, its gotta view of the empire state building...

and most importantly, its gotta 100 sq foot private deck, on which i can barbq, lay out, score with hot chicks, or pretend to score with hot chicks!

lets take the tour


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