now... the pinning ceremony was kinda boring. i mean, the church was cool, and seeing family n'all was fun, but... it was early on a weekend, and i was really tired.

i needed something to really perk me up. and, damnit, cocaine is just too expensive.

so, what could possibly help?



thats right, bitch. the weinermobile, live and in person. a car designed for sexual reference, but embarassingly only representing a hot dog. regardless, it'd make the coolest fucking autobot ever. and was on its way to making me much happier than i was, cuz i couldn't stop laughing when i saw it.

but... admittedly, it wasn't enough.

despite all its amazing effort, the weinermobile wasn't funny enough to aide me in getting over the fact that i wasted a much-needed saturday morning on going to a boring church festival.

so... if the weinermobile couldn't shake the grumpiness... what could?



that's right, bitches.

two weinermobiles.


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