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Sue Meidler emailed:
I can't stop reading your web log. I just thought you should know.



i don't know if thats, like, an insult or a compliment. or the raving madness of a stalker. or the whining adoration of a fan. in fact, dear, sue, i don't know much about you, at all.

so, i decided to create an origin and background for you. i hope you don't mind.

first off, you're beautiful. thats you, to the right. and, i must say, i'm flattered that a gorgeous girl like yourself wants to contact me.

i mean, sure, i can't blame you. i'm, the rob, after all.

you hail from argentina and are currently living in southern california. you spent most of your life in brazil, where you rose to prominence as "miss brazil."

you have an extreme desire to meet and/or touch me, and will strive at nothing short of doing so.

since discovering my blog 2 years ago, you've devoted your life to meeting me. every paycheck you earn as miss brazil, or other various modeling positions, is forwarded to a fund you've entitled "be with rob."

you spend hours playing video games, watching tv, reading comics, and other such nerderies in hopes of appealing to me all the more upon our inevitable meet.

i admire your persistance.

sue, be not afraid. i assure you there are 2 or maybe 3 others out there like you. 3...000. million. 3,000 million. otherwise known as 3 billion. there are 3 billion others out there, with your stalker like fanatacism.

i'm the taste of a new generation.

generation r.

but, don't worry, sue, i'm here for you. and i'll be ready upon your arrival, dear sweet miss brazil.

until then,
robert

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