Mxy, leave Pariah alone. I have this mental image of your finding a jellyfish washed up on the shore, and you're poking at it with a stick.
Quote: britneyspearsatemyshorts said:
I stand corrected.
Having just returned from my local comics shiop, my enemies list is:
1. John Byrne, for that dog ugly cover of the latest issue of JLA. What is with those floating heads? That Crucifer guy looks about as intimidating as a zit.
2. Marvel Comics, for soliciting the Ultimates tpb #2 Homeland Security, long before it was released. Is it, indeed, released even now?
3. The writer and editor of Green Lantern, for producing the world' most dull comic. I'd comment some more, but even thinking about it makes me lethargic.
4. The cover artist for Thanos, for running with the same fucking theme time and time again. Yes, we know Thanos can makes his hand glow, you turd.
5. The colourist for the latest issue of Hawkman, for being a lazy bastard. Try not to go too hard on the red ink next tie, eh?
6. DC, for producing the first Superman and Batman tpb in hardcover. What? Will anybody actually buy it? Speaking of DC, I see they're adopting Image tactics by having two alternative covers for Superman & Batman #10. Jim Lee, if not for the fact I really like your art, I would hope you are doomed to a life of prison sex in your next reincarnation for being such a sell-out shit.
7. And the winner is surely Image Comics, for, first, the re-release of the new hip Cyberforce which, incidentally, is really really bad, and for not repaying me my $5 when I was duped into buying the stupid Wanted dossier.
