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statistically, what is the chance of a handicapped or deformed person being born to first cousins who do it?
About treefitty.
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Buddhism. I like the Buddhists. I have yet to find something I cannot find merit in in Buddhism.
You just wrote that 'cause I am one!
No, I didn't. I thought you said you believed in God.
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What should I have been doing instead of making 7200 posts on this message board?
Something more importent. Like spending some quality time with your WIFE AND KIDS!!!
Sorry, honey, I've been bogged down at work. These internet message boards won't post at themselves, y'know!
.....or will they?
Nope.
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Will repeatedly waxing Mr Miyagi's car and performing other household tasks, really turn me into a Karate champion or is the sly old git using me as a cheap source of labour?
Yes.
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Who is more of a lost cause, Jeph Loeb or Chris Oakley?
They tie, neck and neck... and then get discounted because they stop to fuck each other.
Oh please.I've never even MET Jeph Loeb.
And you call yourself a scientist?
Yes I do!
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When are Sneaky Bunny and Mxy going to admit they're totally to blame for everything that's wrong with this forum lately?
When you admit you were born out of Satan's ass.
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you picture him in leather boots?
No, sorry. Furry boots with bells and rhinstones, but not leather.
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Her diploma?
Nothin' special. It's a high school one.
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Her calculator?
Which one? I have three scientific, one basic, two graphing, and a calculator watch.
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Buddhism. I like the Buddhists. I have yet to find something I cannot find merit in in Buddhism.
You just wrote that 'cause I am one!
No, I didn't. I thought you said you believed in God.
That's the great thing about Buddhism. Anyone can practice it without giving up their other religious ties. It's all based on your comfort level and how far you'd like to go through meditation. I'm not a devout Christian like I used to be, but I still believe there's a Presence.
He fixes the cable?
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When are Sneaky Bunny and Mxy going to admit they're totally to blame for everything that's wrong with this forum lately?
When you admit you were born out of Satan's ass.
It's Sneaky Bunny who's the spawn of Satan,not me.
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So do you want that copy of Oragami Weekly or not?
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.
But why?
Because god made it that way.
But why?
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.
But why?
Because god made it that way.
But why?
Because He thought it'd make life interesting.
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So do you want that copy of Oragami Weekly or not?
Sorry, I got seriously turned off to the whole origami thing after that paper swan tried to attack me while I was riding the Green Line one afternoon.
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With all due respect, Mr. Sammitch, you are not a scientist. Until you are, refrain from answering questions within this thread. I don't have a question, what should I do? 
And that's terrible.
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So do you want that copy of Oragami Weekly or not?
Sorry, I got seriously turned off to the whole origami thing after that paper swan tried to attack me while I was riding the Green Line one afternoon.
Are you a scientist? I was asking a scientific question!
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Why oh why is my family so gay?
I'm Chris' gay brother!
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With all due respect, Mr. Sammitch, you are not a scientist. Until you are, refrain from answering questions within this thread.
Damn! 
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Sheesh miz Ucshi! Full of yourself ain't ya?
No, I had spaghetti for dinner.
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So do you want that copy of Oragami Weekly or not?
No. What the hell made you think I did?!
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We all have a neurological disorder stemming from bad genetics.
But why?
Because god made it that way.
But why?
because God is a passive agressive cunt.
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With all due respect, Mr. Sammitch, you are not a scientist. Until you are, refrain from answering questions within this thread.
I don't have a question, what should I do?
Masturbate furiously.
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So do you want that copy of Oragami Weekly or not?
Sorry, I got seriously turned off to the whole origami thing after that paper swan tried to attack me while I was riding the Green Line one afternoon.
Are you a scientist? I was asking a scientific question!
Yes. I am a scientist.
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Why oh why is my family so gay?
Your whole family is so gay because they all keep performing sex acts with other people of the same gender. And are just really gay.
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Sheesh miz Ucshi! Full of yourself ain't ya?
No, I had spaghetti for dinner.
I had frozen pizza.
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Sheesh miz Ucshi! Full of yourself ain't ya?
No, I had spaghetti for dinner.
I had frozen pizza.
I had spaghetti! And frozen ice cream. And a nap. Because I'm heavilly medicated.
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So do you want that copy of Oragami Weekly or not?
No. What the hell made you think I did?!
You said I had something you wanted.....
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With hormones?
I'd rather not. I'm a bit overstocked lately. I've been running them on the bulk machine AND started my period. Full to brimming.
Thanks for asking though.
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So do you want that copy of Oragami Weekly or not?
No. What the hell made you think I did?!
You said I had something you wanted.....
Yes. Your pleasant demeanor.
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So do you want that copy of Oragami Weekly or not?
No. What the hell made you think I did?!
You said I had something you wanted.....
Yes. Your pleasant demeanor.
....so I ordered that extra copy of Oragami Weekly for nothing?
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No probelm........Can we have sex?
Not with each other, no.
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So do you want that copy of Oragami Weekly or not?
No. What the hell made you think I did?!
You said I had something you wanted.....
Yes. Your pleasant demeanor.
....so I ordered that extra copy of Oragami Weekly for nothing?
Precisely.
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Oh, well great! Just....just great!
Y'know, I'd be mildly perturbed right now if not for my pleasant demeanor and all....
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No probelm........Can we have sex?
Not with each other, no.
Well, duh!
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