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TK-069 said:
Why do the adults in Peanuts cartoons talk like this: "wooah wooah wooah wooah wooah"?
---------- Because if it was funny when Chaplin did it in City Lights, it's always funny. Plus it kept whassisname from having to write dialogue.

Who really discovered America first?
---------- Jesus.

What kind of pie does Cthulhu like?
---------- All pie perhaps.

What was the deal with scientists putting leeches on and giving lobotomies to all their patients in the 18th and 19th centuries?
---------- They didn't know jack shit. Just like the scientists now.

How many animal nebulae are there?
---------- None. Nebulae are collections of stellar gas and dust.

What was the Merovingian's purpose in the Matrix? He was always talkin' bout purpose and cause and effect, but he himself had none! What a douche!
---------- Was that the French guy who gave that woman an orgasm from cake? Yeah, THAT was his purpose. Cheap gags.

Speaking of douches, what are they composed of?
---------- Salt water, I believe. Just non toxic stuff to flush out the vagina.

Is there a hidden alphabet in which each letter has a startling evil power if spoken?
---------- Yes. Somewhere, in some dimension, yes.

What else is in your house?
---------- No dishwasher, but we have a washer and dryer. I have a leather lay-z-boy recliner I recieved as my graduation present. I have a poster of an H-bomb exploding on the wall behind me. My underwear. A coffee pot.

Excuse me, I'm an idiot: Can space "fold" itself?
---------- Theoretically, yes.

Which is more applicable and likely to be used in the future: ion or light propulsion?
---------- Ion. We're still in the dark about light. Light has no mass so...... I know shit. This is ass-pulling.