Captain "I'm too lazy to put any effort up to get any"?!
I can easily get some whenever I want, right Uschi?
Who in the hell does she think she is writing to me like that?
She's just mad 'cause I won't pay for her plane ticket, huh?
So we can't see your boobs, but your lesbian roommate can? What a gyp!
So what will my five days in Tennessee be like?
