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TK-069 said:
Captain "I'm too lazy to put any effort up to get any"?!

I can easily get some whenever I want, right Uschi?

Who in the hell does she think she is writing to me like that?

She's just mad 'cause I won't pay for her plane ticket, huh?

So we can't see your boobs, but your lesbian roommate can? What a gyp!

So what will my five days in Tennessee be like?



Sure! Anytime for a Robot.

Bob Saget.

She's going with you then?

My sister is not a lesbian nor does she live in my bathroom.

Boring yet strangly satisfying.

Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

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