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rex said: Why does it hurt sometimes when I take a shit?
You need to eat more fiber. Then, come Christmas Winter Festival, Mr.Hanky will come and give you a wonderful present! MORE FIBER! And leafy greens. TO help the shit flow. You have too much percentage of carbs and protein and sugars in your diet.
aka - stop letting Llance cornhole you.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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