Once there was a lion and a donkey in the middle of the dessert. It was a long time since they actually mated, so they were getting really horny. The lion was talking to the donkey and since he?s the king of animals he said well, donkey I'm sorry but you?re going to have to bend over. The donkey responded, ?no you first.? The lion then said, ?No I came up with the idea, and besides I?m bigger and stronger than you.? ?Alright? said the donkey, ?I?ll bend over first.? The lion started putting some Vaseline on and the donkey asked, why you are putting that on. ?So ill slide in easier? responded the lion. Well they did it and it was the lions turn. So the lion gets into position and then the donkey starts putting on some vapor cream traditionally used for sore throats. The lion also asked why he was putting that on and the donkey responded, ?It?s so your throat does not swell.?
