Like I was saying before, the writing sucks. I can do better. For example...
Let's say there's this one character. We'll call him Jerk, the Jerk-Off. Jerk's a drug addict, and the years of abuse have corroded his brain. He's paranoid. He thinks everyone is out to get him, including the American government. He posts on the Internet, in an attempt to convert the non-believers (he also speaks of his ideas in the ring, before his matches.)
There's another guy, we'll guy him The Ultimate Pete Rose Fan Warrior. He likes to piss people off, through the Internet, as well as in the ring. He has some friends that help him out.
TUPRFW gets tired of listening to Jerk's babbling, so he picks on him. A lot. Jerk melts down, and challenges TUPRFW to a match, but TUPRFW just laughs and laughs at him.
Most of the viewers side with TUPRFW, but Jerk has a few friends, too. Anyway, after repeated challenges, Jerk just looks worse and worse, and TUPRFW wins again.
The end.
