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LLance said:
Who will be in charge of pooping in the future?
*sigh*. really, considering your future, I'm not suprised you're so interested in pooping. But since you asked...
Pooping is now considered a family past time. As it is the most important function that the family the enjoys together, the eldest son is in charge of it. If there is no child in the family, the wife takes over the pooping ceremony.
The wife puts her hands underneath the scrotum of the father and pinches it. The father then has to fart so that the mom knows if its ripe enough for poop to come out. Then, when the father poops the mom takes it in her hand and puts it on a platinum dinner plate. If there are children under the age of 5 then she follows suit with them.
Finally, the father puts his mouth covering the mothers asshole and she shits into his mouth. he chews it and spits it into the pile. Then they mold it into pottery.
and thats how the world spends Friday nights together 40 years in the future!
I'm Chris Oakley from 40 years in the future!
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