1. Rob Kamphausen: status unknown. presumed to be cross dressing nuclear zombie
2. THE Franta: deceased
3. I'm Not Mister Mxyptlk: Alive and chillin'
4. TK-069: Alive and running a smut house on the west coast
5. britneyspearsatmyshorts: no record of his existance made it to the future. presumed alien.
6. Nowhereman: alive, scaring small children
7. Dave: Alive, living normal life
8. Animalman: alive, converted mormon and has 8 wives.
9. Ultimate Jaburg53: Status unknown. presumed to be a hermit molestin' small children
10. Disco Steve: deseased
11. Allan 1: status unknown. presumed to have melded with a Mercury Sable after a nuclear meltdown.
12. thedoctor: no record of his existance made it to the future. presumed time traveller.
13. MisterJLA: Alive, incarcerated
14. Kristogar Velo: Status unknown, could be lying about being alive or deceased.
15. Uschi: Alive, still a bitch.
16. ROY BATTY: deceased
17. LLance: deceased
18. Chewy Walrus: status unknown, presumed to have mutated into a showtune singing walrus.
19. Stupid Dogg: Alive, retired to Canary Islands with Lindsay Lohan.
20. Pig Iron: deceased
21. Grimm: Alive, nuclear fallout made him large mass of goop.
22. Lothar of the Hill People: status unknown, presumed returned to Hill People.
23. PJP: deceased, survived wars but commited suicide to get away from nagging greek wife.
24. Danny: deceased
25. THE bsams: see entry #5
