DON'T WORRY STUPID DOG. ONE NIGHT NOWHEREMAN COMES OVER MY HOUSE DRUNK AND SOAKING WET FROM THE RAIN AND KISSES ME ON THE LIPS. THEN HE PUTS HIS HANDS DOWN MY PANTS AND SAYS, "I GOT ONE TOO, I WANT YOU TO SUCK IT!" IT WAS THE CRAZIEST BACHELOR PARTY I EVER HAD!!!!!
