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men's magazines are famous for dishing out helpful advice to suckers who only intended to look at the purdy wimmins in the book, then some how got stuck reading. so, lets put their accuracy to the test.

guys, has this info helped? ladies, is this garbage credible?

we're in the search of truth!!

today's subject: foreplay

FHM says:

    Not just two words associated with the game of golf, but also a vital preliminary to getting your plums emptied. Master this little selection of smart moves and you'll reap the benefit of wild and outlandish sex. Stay a fumbler and you have no one to blame but yourself. And pornos!

    "I love it when a man rubs me through my clothes," says Suzanne, a 27 year old bookstore manager. "He doesn't even have to do it hard: It's the tease of it rather than the feel."

    "I'm totally into a foot massage," starts Hayley, a 24 year old office manager. "That, alone, could do it for me."

    "When my boyfriend starts sucking my nipples, I think, 'OK, you enjoy yourself, I'll wait," laughs Elaine, a 30 year old teacher. "He obviously gets more pleasure from it than I ever did."


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When you pay, there is no foreplay!


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is it helpful? yeah, maybe to a 30 year-old virgin who's never seen a love scene.

Too general and too basic. Unless you have no idea what foreplay is, you're not gonna get anything from that.

And as far as the nipples thing is concerned, it all depends on the woman. Most I've been with like it, some even insist, while the rest don't give a rat's ass. One stripper I hooked up with insisted that I don't, but that was because she had just had her implants removed and those areas were still over-sensitive.

As a rule of thumb I pass over her erogenous zones on my way down, and give each part the attention her response solicits. True, I love me some titties, but I figure foreplay is meant to give her enjoyment, and get her ready. Besides, I'll have my fun playing with her funbags when we're both gettin' our rocks off.

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well, women are like a desiel engine, get em warmed up first and they'll run hot.

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My daddy useta tell me that pussy could pull a freight train...

Is that the same thing?


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Let me expand on that deep thought:

IMHO foreplay is for rookies.

I've been with the same horny Asian women for 6 years... Foreplay ended after the 3rd date...

She knows where to go, I know where to go.

She's seems happy.

While on the other hand, 1 1/2 minutes later I am VERY HAPPY.

She knows where the beer, bread & cold cuts are in the fridge fer my "fixin's" after the bi-weekly service.

She's absolutely great.

So like I said, foreplay is for rookies


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