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#296159 2004-05-22 1:49 AM
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yes youy! ALL of tou are WHORES or the coroperater stsytem! MEe too! I swear IT! Fucking com mie BASTARDS eating off the buisenennsses and sucking tit! Well suck MY tit you commie bastards! FUCK YOU ALL TO HELLLLLLL!

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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Well, that's a shame.


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When you tell us to suck your tit(s), do you mean figuratively or literally? 'Cause I'd consider both, though one would get me in more trouble than the other...


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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I mean HELLO!


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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Hello, Uschi.

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HEELLO jaburdg!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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you ZYOU iare one of my favorite people! In Neyork I mean


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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OI burp like dinosaur!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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NO. THINK ILL STAY A WHILE. BEAUTIFUL HERE. WORTH ADMISSION


WE KNEW THIS WAS A ONE WAY TICKET WHEN I PUT THIS THING ON. BUT YOU KNOW I HAD TO COME.

DONT CRY BABY

LOVE YOU WIFE.

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I remember that from a comic book! SOMEWHERE, but ewhere? Not Watchmen

I thinkit


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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Uschi #296169 2004-05-22 2:30 AM
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a movie?


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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a movie?




Oh, you meant this?

Oh it's The Abyss.

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YES! OK I remember!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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You're on a tightrope ride.
Nobody by your side.

When you're all alone.
Gotta find a new home.

Don't go over the line.
You better keep on time.

Or you'll lose your mind.
On your tightrope ride.

Watch out
Don't fall
Careful
Don't slip

You better get your balance.
You have to feel the way.
There are no more questions.
No answers today.

There are no reasons.
There are no more rhymes.
But if you can feel it.
You can fly next time.
You can fly next time.

Or maybe this time...

Diiiiid you think
We were all together
Diiiiid you think
We were all the same
Diiiiid you think
Maybe I could help you
Remember your name
Remember the game
What's the name of the game?

Yeah!

It's a very good day.
Never stays the same.

It's the number one.
From the muck to the sun.

You're on a tightrope ride.
We're all by your side.

But you're all alone.
And we're going home.
And we're by your side.
But you're all alone.
Like a rolling stone.
Like Brian Jones.

On a tightrope ride.
On a tightrope ride.
On a tightrope ride.
On a tightrope ride.
On a tightrope ride.
On a tightrope ride.


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doot. do do-do do-do-do! Doo-do-do-do dododo doot. do do-do-do do doot!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Nightclubbing.
We're nightclubbing.
We're what's happening.
Nightclubbing.
We're nightclubbing.
We're an ice machine.
We see people,
Brand new people,
They're something to see.
When we're
Nightclubbing,
Bright, white clubbing
Oh, isn't it wild?
Nightclubbing.
We're nightclubbing.
We're walking through town.
Nightclubbing.
We're nightclubbing.
We walk like a ghost.
We learn dances,
Brand new dances,
Like the nuclear bomb.
When we're
Nightclubbing,
Bright, white clubbing,
Oh, isn't it wild?


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Give it to me Laynce
Give it to me Laynce
Push, Push
Give it to me Laynce
Give it to me Laynce
Push, Push
ooooooooooooooooo
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooo
oooooooooooooooo
Is that blood?


MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
Animalman #296176 2004-05-22 3:09 AM
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you mean llance?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

jerry jerry
jerry jerry
come to my house
play games and meet my family
jerry jerry
are you hungry
my mom will make you a small feast
together
we'll eat it
and celebrate with a small dance
so hurry
time's wastiun'
and don't forget to bring the van

michael
I think you better tell your dad
hey dad I got into an accident
got into an accident
told you not to drive my car
he can fix things up like new
he is stronger than you
jerry jerry come to my house
play games and meet my family
jerry jerry are you hungry
my mom will make you a small feast


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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NO! LAYNCE!

He's my hero.


MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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da fuck?


He fixes the cable?
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MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
Animalman #296180 2004-05-22 1:50 PM
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Okay, who found out Uschi's password and are "abusing" her account?




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Give it to me Laynce
Give it to me Laynce
Push, Push
Give it to me Laynce
Give it to me Laynce
Push, Push
ooooooooooooooooo
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooo
oooooooooooooooo
Is that blood?




<AHEM!> That's "LLance", not "Laynce"!


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NO! LAYNCE!

He's my hero.



Thank you...but it's LLance damn it!


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Let me be the first to inform Uschi that posting drunk on the mesage boards makes her look somewhat slutty. Let me also be the first to inform her that we encourage her to post drunk more often! Now please excuse me...it's time for me to "give it" to Animalman again.


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LLance #296184 2004-05-22 5:10 PM
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I thought Drunk was a natural state of being for Uschi?




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She's bad...michael jackson style


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She plays around w/ little boys?

Did anyone hear about Cauley McCaulkin's Dad saying he had caught Michael Jackson sucking on a baby bottle w/ one of his Cauley's younger siblings? And it wasn't a borrowed baby bottle but Michael's own personal baby bottle!


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It's LAYNCE!


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You're mama!


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That'll put him in his place.


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She's bad...michael jackson style





And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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She's bad...michael jackson style








heeeee heeee aaaooowww


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too blessed to be stressed
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She Said I'm All Yours Tonight
At That I Ran To The Phone
Sayin' Baby I'm Alright
I Said But Unlock The Door,
Because I Forgot The Key,
She Said He's Not Coming Back
Because He's Sleeping With Me


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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He fixes the cable?
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That's the kind of thing I do when I go to the beach!


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Does it look anything like this?


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