*Dope nose plays as NW heads down to the ring.*
NW: I'm very sorry to have to announce this, but in the interest of not having sex with Christine Oakley I will not be taking part in the eurotrash elimination match tonight.
*The Doctor steps out onto the stage with a mic in hand.*
Doctor: you mean to tell me that after everything that I arranged and everything you went through in the gauntlet match, not to mention all that talk about Southern Ireland you aren't going through with the match.
NW: Well, it turns out that I'm not really from Southern Ireland, I'm from South Bend, Indiana; home of college football's Fighting Irish. Not to mention that bitch is scary beyond all reason.
Doctor: sorry, like it or not you're in that match tonight and I expect you to do your best.
NW: Fine, but I'm not letting her anywhere near me. As hadr as it is to believe, I'm pretty sure she's crazier than I am.
Doctor: Whatever, just make sure you're ready.
*The doctor leaves.*
NW: OK, and as much as I hate to diappoint twice in one night, I'm sorry to say I will not be able to resume my membership in the Triple Set as I have an appointment at the dog barber for one of my pets. Sorry. I'll see you later at my match though. Thanks.
*Dope Nose plays and NotWedge leavs the ring area.*
