Early in the show someone is seen entering the building.
Fat Retard:"Oh my gawd,is that who I think it is?"
Llarry:"Ooh,is it Richard Simmons?"
Fat Retard:"No,it looks like Arnold Judas Rimmer,we havent seen him in years,why would Nowhereman revive him on this night?"
Llarry:"Hmmmmmm you said Rim!"
Fat Retard:"Slobberknocker!"
If you're in trouble, he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless, come what may
Without him, the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him, life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no one's slimmer
He will never need a Zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden Strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner.
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer
Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
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