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Captain of Outer Space (28%, 9 Votes)
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Lothar of the Hill People (72%, 23 Votes)
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Son of Mxy (39%, 13 Votes)
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Butterican (50%, 16 Votes)
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Captain Sammitch (59%, 19 Votes)
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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URG am have to Fight little Samatch person in lightweight fag match.  URG am no lightweight fag.
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I'd still have sex with you!
I was never a real man,and always loved the cock,so I finally decided to become a woman.
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Smeg head! 200+ posts
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Early in the show someone is seen entering the building.
Fat Retard:"Oh my gawd,is that who I think it is?"
Llarry:"Ooh,is it Richard Simmons?"
Fat Retard:"No,it looks like Arnold Judas Rimmer,we havent seen him in years,why would Nowhereman revive him on this night?"
Llarry:"Hmmmmmm you said Rim!"
Fat Retard:"Slobberknocker!"
If you're in trouble, he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless, come what may
Without him, the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him, life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no one's slimmer
He will never need a Zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden Strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner.
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer
Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
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Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts
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You know what I think? I think it's a travesty that neither I nor Joe Mama was on the show. I think it's a shame 'cause now I have to wait another week to give Joe the retribution he's got coming to him! Next week, I want Joe Mama! By hook or by crook! I don't care if it's a hardcore match, a submission match, a cage match... Hell, it could even be a Judy Bagwell on a Pole Match! I want to tear him apart, and I want it now! King Snarf has spoken! 
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Make it a Christine Oakley on a pole match! 
"I am the Shadow Chancellor. I govern the twilight worlds." Edmund Gaunt
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Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
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King Snarf. You listening? You want me? Any match, any stipulation? That's an easy one to answer:
No.
I begged and pleaded for a match with you. I challenged you and called you out too many times to count. And NOW you want a match? NOW you have the balls to face me?
Get bent. I told you: I'm done with you. You aren't worth the time or trouble. You don't have any gold. You don't have any pride. You had to be shamed into facing me. Now you get to wait while I face wrestlers who actually wrestle and rise up to the challenges that are put before them.
Face facts: YOU. AREN'T. WORTHY.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Joe's a pussy! CLAP-CLAP-CLAPCLAPCLAP! Joe's a pussy!
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Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
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Howdy sucks! Howdy sucks! Howdy sucks!
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Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
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Maybe they're not so bad. A bit misguided, but otherwise OK...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Y'know, if I can't get a match against Joe this week, then I'll just have to deal with settling another score... Grimm, you betrayed the Set and stole our tag titles. Well, this week, if you're not too busy hiding under Nowhereman's desk, then I say you & me settle things... in a Street Fight!!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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living in 1962 15000+ posts
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All Hell Breaks Loose plays as the Hellions enter the Cheesedome arena.
Snarf, Snarf, Snarf. Surely you're not talking to me, little man. Betray the Set? What a joke! Your delusions of grandeur have obviously gotten to you, pal.
The Triple Set is done, over, finito. And I'm gonna put the final nail into it's coffin.
You want a match? *Looks at Nowhereman*
You got it. . .
. . .under one condition. 
First, you have to defeat. . .
Nowhereman: Typhoid Dave! *points to the entrance way as Dave appears at the top.
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