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It's official! Rob Kamphausen.com has returned!

As million of fans (3 guys, 2 girls, and over a 1,000 Alt-IDs) rejoiced the return of their much-beloved message board to its proper Saturday 7pm time-slot, the changes during it's hiatus were, for some, only too obvious.

"I like the thing with the cat, but....where's Peter Davison?" commented one fanboy by the internet handle of 'thedoctor'.

"I liked Rob before the surgery. Now, those breasts are really distracting. And couldn't he at least shave that mustache?" said Rob Kamphausen.com regular 'Mxy'.

As so many have pointed out, it is not without some form of tweaking and alteration they find their much beloved home-away-from-home. Gone are the days of simple adventures through space and time. Now, the crew of the U.S.S. Kamphausen-A must face their trials and tribulations through the adversity of their own morality.

"We'll now have a point to every episode...a moral, if you will." explained Kamphausen CEO, and International Voyeur 'The Time Tryst'. "The cast of Rob.com have enjoyed the relaxed nature of their time in the Bobo Wars. Many women caught and annoyed, many men taken hostage and molested. Many, many, many alcoholic drinks consumed. And, that's all well and good. But, now we feel we have a duty to show the true horrors of something so historically significant as the Bobo Wars. A chance for us to rise above the masses, standing on a small box perhaps, and explain to them in a loud, accusing voice that, as members of a conglomerate media, we have the right to judge them as worthless piles of ****. And we do this out of love."

The advent of guest-stars from the syndicated Incandescent, a ratings winner during the past three year hiatus, is without a doubt the biggest change fans have had to endure.

"They talk funny..." lamented one large-and-in-charge fan called 'Grimm'. "...it's like those Foster beer commercials I keep seeing."

Add the obvious sex-change of their very own 'Robin Masters' himself, Rob 'Bobo' Kamphausen, and the newly designed 'space' scenery for the opening credits, and some fans wonder if this is the Kamphausen.com that they remember so well from their childhood.

"I miss the days of Joker1 and ROY BATTY...." one Chewy Walrus lamented. "...back then, all you had to worry about was whether Bobo would catch LLance peeking into his shower. Now, it's full-out ass-raping. I'm not sure this is the same show..."

"This is the same show." CEO Tryst assures. "The same cast is still here, albeit, with some additions to add a new 'flava' to the mix, as my hommies would say. And, as citizens of Kampenstein, I remind everyone that viewing is, of course, mandatory. But, we here at Rob.com feel that it is a compulsory smile that we are bringing to everyone's face."

The nation states of Bibboa and the terrorist cell 'The JQocracy' could not be reached for comment.