We had relations with Russia during the cold war. Nixon went to China. China only likes us for our money and Britney spears. The Chinese government would like to destroy us in a billowing plume of nuclear fire.
So Nitpicking He'd Nitpick the Merits Of Boobies List:
1) Animalman
B.A. In Bunny Luvin' List:
1) Chris Oakley
2) Zod
Gay List:
1) Mister JLA
Fellatio Rex List:
1) Rex
2) Rexstardust
3) Brian J..whatever
