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Uncle Dave said:
Anthony says he spent the whole honeymoon in J.LO's backyard.



I could make a couple of jokes her, but 1) the anal sex joke is too obvious, and 2) making a comment about doing housework and basically being p-whipped comes off as too racial. So let me just forego the attempt at humor and say "Marc Anthony is a P-Whipped little Ass-Bandit."

Ah...that's better...

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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