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This is stil one of my all time favorite threads.
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"Both the Indian girls that I had took it up the ass! I was tempted to yell Geronimo but good manners prevailed."
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Holy shit. They made a book. I need it now.
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02/27/2004 at 22:56:46
i kissed some kids balls when i was young....i didnt no it was wrong,but now i do
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08/19/2005 at 14:51:32
Uh, remember that time we had anal sex by accident. It really wasn't an accident on my part.
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I found my husband looking for women to have sex with on a porn site. I was so pissed off I contacted the police and told them his has child porn on his computer. They will be talking with him soon. Once in jail he won't need a girlfriend cuz he will be one.
Heh.
I just read part of a rape confession. Probably someone typing a fantasy, but still fucked up.
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Right before I step off of an elevator crowded with strangers, I like to cut a nice, loud, gaseous, suffocating fart. I have done this numerous times and it makes me feel giddy.
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i forgot how funny this site was Quote:
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One time when me and my girlfriend were talking in the shower I suddenly had to pee so I asked her if I could pee on her. She said no, so when she turned to rinse her hair I did it anyway.
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I ate an entire jar of dill pickles yesterday and now my pee smells like easter egg dye.
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Right before I step off of an elevator crowded with strangers, I like to cut a nice, loud, gaseous, suffocating fart. I have done this numerous times and it makes me feel giddy.
me too
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vinegar pee!
Makes piss and vinegar a bit redundant I feel!
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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They stopped accepting submissions. 
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Damnit. That was one of the greatest sites ever.
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i wish you could still read through them, at least 
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I've seen some copycat sites but you have to use a screen name. I guess too many people were posting other people's stuff.
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http://www.fmylife.com/ is a pretty good secondary
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http://www.fmylife.com/sex/966967Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML
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http://www.fmylife.com/ is a pretty good secondary that's one I remember seeing but I couldn't remember the URL.
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http://www.fmylife.com/sex/797956Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
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Here's another shameful one Most of it is so bad its unreadable.
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http://www.fmylife.com/sex/657760Today, my over-protective mom decided to do a blacklight test on my room to make sure I wasn't doing the naughty in my bed. The bed was clean. My face wasn't. FML
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http://www.fmylife.com/sex/338369Today, I was trying to register for a porn site. I secretly took my father's credit card, but all I got back was a "this credit card is already in use." FML
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http://www.fmylife.com/sex/300638Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She proceeded to ask, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML
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here you go, pal http://www.fmylife.com/sex/278783Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML
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He says inadvertently, but we all know the truth.
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That spider was asking for it....all those legs and stuff.
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Today, it was my second day of work as a promoter for a glasses company. After 2 hours of work I was told I had quadrupled sales in their glasses shop. Feeling chuffed with myself I almost danced out of the shop knocking over a huge shelf full of glasses. The glasses will cost over £1,400 to replace. FML
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It's odd that all of those happened today. It has be like the worst day EVER.
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Some sound quite the manufactured joke...
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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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(720): o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
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