RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW RDCW/rWo presents Bad Cheese!

We're back on ppv with a big one, people!

Our main event, the heavyweight cheese title on the line as Bsams takes on Velo in the first ever Hell in a Cheese Grater! The champ has enlisted Drzsmith to be his cornerman for this deadly and dangerous match!

Nowhereman puts the Intercuntinental title up against King Snarf in a Chained Fury match as both men are chained together at the wrist!

TK-069 puts the Eurotrash belt up against the winner of the four way match on Havoc, Grimm!

Cowgirl Jack defends the Women's Booby title against Stareena, winner of the women's battle royal a few weeks back!

Captain Sammitch defends his newly won Lightweight Faggot title against the new number one contender, Dave The Wonder Boy!

Urg and FNB go up against Bibbo and Iman in a hardcore tag match!

Notwedge goes one on one against Doc. Mid-Nite!

And in a tag team grudge bout, Joe Mama and Son of Mxy seek revenge against rWo members Chewy Walrus and Backwards7!

This is Bad Cheese!

tag team grudge match single choice

JoeMama/SonofMxy (47%, 23 Votes)

ChewyWalrus/Backwards7 (53%, 26 Votes)

Total Votes: 49 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 9:54 PM

singles match single choice

Notwedge (71%, 35 Votes)

Doc. Mid-Nite (29%, 14 Votes)

Total Votes: 49 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 9:54 PM

hardcore tag match single choice

Urg/FNB (34%, 17 Votes)

Bibbo/I-man (66%, 33 Votes)

Total Votes: 50 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 9:54 PM

Lightweight Faggot Title match single choice

Captain Sammitch champ (82%, 40 Votes)

Dave The Wonder Boy (18%, 9 Votes)

Total Votes: 49 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 9:54 PM

Women's Booby title Match single choice

Cowgirl Jack champ (70%, 35 Votes)

Stareena (30%, 15 Votes)

Total Votes: 50 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 9:54 PM

Eurotrash Title match single choice

TK-069 champ (44%, 22 Votes)

Grimm (56%, 28 Votes)

Total Votes: 50 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 9:54 PM

Intercuntinental Title match single choice

Nowhereman champ (56%, 28 Votes)

King Snarf (44%, 22 Votes)

Total Votes: 50 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 9:54 PM

Hell in a Cheese Grater! single choice

Bsams champ (68%, 34 Votes)

Kristogar Velo (32%, 16 Votes)

Total Votes: 50 Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-04 9:54 PM

Ladies and gentleman, children of all ages, welcome to Bad Cheese! As you may or may not now, I am King Snarf, the cornerstone of this company and, quite frankly, the single most entertaining sumbitch in RDCW today! Tonight, I get another shot at the IC title in a Chained Fury match! I am eagerly looking forward to this for two reasons. First, Joe Mama, after having hit me with an El Camino, has refused my challenge of a match, saying I have nothing to offer him. Well, when I win tonight and become the new IC champ, I'm willing to bet that he might change his toon. The other reason I'm excited is it gives me the opportunity to beat the living hell out of my biggest fan, Nowhereman. Even though he idolizes me (and I can't say I blame him), I don't much cotton to the way he handles himself as co-General Manager. He has used his power and influence to bring himself glory. He has conned his way into not one, but two championships! He makes matches for the sole purpose of fueling his twisted ego, when he should be making matches to satisfy you, the fans of RDCW! *pause for cheap pop* Now, many of you might think that this is just an act, that when he goes home he's a regular Joe like you or me. Well, not too long ago, I handcuffed myself to Nowhereman, and let me tell you, he's an even bigger freak at home! He listens to Yanni, his favorite movie Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, and, though I can't quite verify (it's too horrible a secret to delve further) I have reason to believe that he had phone sex with LLance! Well, his egomaniacal shenanigans end tonight! Chained Fury! Nowhereman! King Snarf! Blood, mayhem, and perhaps a delightful beverage after I win! Tonight! King Snarf has spoken!

My house? I thought it was yours?

The Cheese-O-Tron comes on. Joe Mama is in the Trainer's Room, getting his wrist taped before his match.

Do you two listen to yourselves? Do you hear the homoerotic ramblings that come out of your mouths? "I handcuffed myself!" "I thought it was your house!" Christ, is your title match gonna be a wrestling match or a slapfight? When did the Cheese-Dome become The Birdcage???

Now, tonight, me and that second-generation superstar, the GREAT Son of Mxy, are in a tag match that can only bring us closer to our goal of taking Championship Gold away from the corruption that is the RwO (and the Power Trip). After that, I may very well take a ringside seat to watch you two cabana boys provide the RDCW fans with a laugh for five or ten minutes. Hell, I may even make my presence felt before the comedy that is your match is through.

Because, Nowhereman, you created a belt specifically to go around your waist. As far as I'm concerned that's a RwO belt, not a REAL RDCW belt, and you're nothing but a fake champ. A phony who desperately needs a cold slap of reality.

And, Snarf, whether you leave this pay-per-view with a belt around your waist or without, you're nothing but a zero with dreams of RDCW glory. And putting you out of your misery may be the most merciful thing I can do for the RDCW fans.

Cheers, boys!

Joe grins and flashes the middle finger, then lift his index finger to give a more "British" sentiment. The Cheese-O-Tron goes black.

If I realized I was going to main event an LPV, I would've cut some promos and stuff in the past couple of weeks...

King Snarf Rules!!!

*Backstage, Doc Mid-Nite walks up to Cowgirl Jack's locker room. As he about to knock on the door, it opens and Grimm walks out, smiling. *

"Hey there, Doc."

DMN: "What are you doing in there?"

"Just wishing the champ luck."

DMN: "Riiiighht. . ."

*The two stand nose to nose.*

"Watch yourself, Doc."

DMN: "You watch yourself."

*Grimm walks off as Doc Mid-Nite knocks on the door. Fade out.*

Hollywoodman is sitting in Robs office

HM:"You sure about this gimmick Rob,is it really me?"

RK:"sure,it worked for hogan didnt it?"

HM:"Yeah but ya know how I feel about that wanker!"

RK:"hey,cut it out,dont take the lords name in vain!"

HM:"........."

RK:" "

HM:"Ok,I'll go with the name for now,but do I really have to dye my jawline black?"

You Rule!!! RULE!!!

I'm your #1 fan!!! Your gonna KILL nowhereman!!!

I really like this poster! All hail King Snarf!

Lets hope he is like that guy who liked John Lennon so much that he shot him!

SHUT UP! Your just jealous that KING SNARF is a legend and your a big loser that noone likes! KING SNARF is gonna beat you, take your belt, and steal your girlfriend. Then hes gonna kick joemama's ass for what he said! KING SNARF sjould win the heavyweight title too!

HAIL KING SNARF!!!

Ya hear that? Legend. Can't really argue there....

Guess that'll make me the "Legend Killer"...

Damn. I don' wanna be Randy Orton!!!

Yeah,who'd wanna argue with someone who's grammar & spelling is that bad?
Obviously Snarfers goes for inbred hicks!

Just cause I recruited a pair of boobies over a huge boob like you!

Slobberknocker!

Shut up!

Oh look,Snarf has chosen another of my old avatars!
I'm thinking of reporting you & Joe Mama as stalkers..........you sick freaks!

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Kiss it, bitch!


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This replay may not be up to usual standards due to health issues, but the Madman does what he can! Last time I let Mike Monroe set me up on a date. . .

Chewy/Backwards over Joe Mama/SoM by dq.

rwo member dave accompanied Chewy and Backwards to ringside, taking every opportunity to interfere in the match and turn the tide every time the rookies got the advantage. Finally Joe Mama had had enough. Reaching under the ring he pulled out his trusty barbed wire baseball bat and assaulted all three rWo members with it, earning his team a disqualification. “Tonight the rWo learned! I am the future of hardcore! I am pain! I am vengeance! I am JOE MAMA!”

Notwedge over Doc Mid-Nite

This was a highflying bout that brought the fans to their feet on multiple occasions. In the end, it was a missed Nite-Cap that allowed Notwedge to hit the Reverse Monkey Death Drop
followed up by the Deadly Knee Drop. . .of Death! for Notwedge to pick up another win.


Bibbo/I-man over Rrg/FNB

This match came about as a result of the Lightweight title match between I-man and Urg a few months back. I-man defeated the giant for the belt, but was stripped of the title later by CEO Rob Kamphausen citing grammatical errors in the contract, and the belt was returned to Urg. These two brutal teams squared off in a hardcore tag that saw them both using every conceivable weapon they could find. They fought through the arena, backstage, and out into the streets surrounding the Cheesedome. Finally, the end came when Bibbo and I-man spikepildrove FNB on the hood of
a rusty firebird. I hope Monroe was paid up. . .

captain Sammitch over DaveTWB
Capt. Sammitch came out swinging and annihilated his opponent this night in a mere thirty two seconds. Nailing his finisher the BBW Bomb and keeping his recently won title.

More replay to come.

Yeah, that's it!

keep your goddamn panties on!

Cowgirl Jack over Stareena

I'll just let that mental image settle in your perverted little minds and say "best. match. ever."

Grimm over TK

About midway through this bout, the Women's Booby champ, Cowgirl Jack made her way down to the ring. Both opponents were distracted as she seemed to stop and attempt to decide something. And decide she did! She made her way over to TK's corner and began cheering on the first ever EuroTrash champion! Later, she grabbed the title belt and climbed up on the ring apron and screamed at Grimm. As they argued, TK snuck up behind the challenger. As CJ reached back to hit Grimm with the belt, he ducked and she hit TK instead! As TK reeled in shock, Grimm kicked him in the sternum. . .

Fat Retard: The sternum! The sternum!

and ddt'd the champ on his belt, getting the one, two, three!

After the match, CJ entered the ring as if to attack Grimm, but the two embraced! Cowgirl Jack had defected to the rWo, giving them not one, but two more titles!

Nowhereman over Snarf-Chained Fury

This match grew out of the incident where Snarf handcuffed himself to Nowhereman for several weeks! (tellin you, man, fruity. . .) These two used the chain to batter and bloody each other all across the arena. The end came for Snarf when he went for a Wildsault, but failed to notice the chain between his legs! Nowhereman yanked the chain upwards violently, nailing a low blow on the challenger and dropping him to the canvas! Afterwards was a Fuck Off Slam for the pin.

Bsams over Velo-Hell in a Cheese Grater

The Cheese Grater, the most vile, demonic, diabolical, and smelly structure created by man. Only one man tonight would exit victorious. And that man would be the reigning champ, Bsams. After a hardcore and brutal bout that saw both men sliced open on the walls of the Cheese Grater, the champ hit his finisher, the blitzkrieg bop, not once, not twice, not three times, but four times in succession on the challenger. As he pinned his foe, Drzsmith raised the cage,
allowing the rWo to storm the ring and brutally assault the former champion. As they beat him down, however, the RDCW locker room emptied out as Bibbo, I-man, Doc Mid-Nite, TK-069, Snarf, Son of Mxy, and Joe Mama stormed the ring and took the fight to the rWo as the show ended.

Fuckin' Cowgirls!

Hahahahahahah. . .one by one you fall like dominoes over the relentless march of the blood tide of the rWo. . .

Post this week's Havoc. I got something I wanna say...

And, believe it or not, it has nothing to do with King Snarf.

rWo in the hizouse!

You on the other hand do not even bother using excuses!

Not with you always offering to toss your's at me. Y'cunt.

Stop touching my balls!