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This month's PPV is...UNCIRCUMSIZED!!!

(Best I could come up with...)

Before I go into the match list, lemme ask: did SoM and I win the Tag Titles? Not that it matters, I'll gladly fight in two matches. It'd just help with final match-setting...

Here are some suggestions:

TK-069 vs King Snarf for the World Heavyweight Cheese Title - the stipulation: if Snarf doesn't win, he has to beg the crowd for an apology stemming from last week's comments, and is out of the World title hunt for 69 days.

Nowhereman's Inter-Cunt-inental Tournament

Joe Mama & Son of Mxy vs ????? for the Donkey-Lovin' Tag Team titles. Will the Hellions get their re-match? What about Chewy and backwards7?? Leg Breakerers??? GOP??? The Liberals????????? OR pit those four against each other for #1 Contendership for the belts!

Joe Mama vs Grimm for the Eurotrash title. A return match. This time...it's a Coffin Match. No, lemme say it right...it's a COFFIN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!!

Son of Mxy vs Kristogar Velo for the Lightweight Faggot belt. If not Velo, then someone else. I forget who's in the rankings...

Captain Sammitch vs Winged Creature in a "Hardcore Pole-Dancin' Match". Title's on the line, but the loser's valet - Meeko or Bunny - has to treat the audience to some Pole-Dancin'.

Pariah and JQ vs LLance and Joey From Friends in a "Trolls on Poles" match. If Pariah and JQ win, they're in the tag title hunt. If they lose...SODOMY!!!

The RDCW Divas will battle in a "Pasties Match". The winner is...well, all of us. But the winner OF THIS MATCH will be the Diva who avoids being stripped down to her panties and pasties. Pinning can be a stipulation, too.

An Alt-ID Battle Royale!!! Not the major ones. No more than 30 posts to enter. Winner gets crowned "King Of The Alt-IDs", or something.

Marcum & Monroe vs LLawler and Retard. Shit, why not?

Am I forgetting people? I'll try to think up more. These are just suggestions. I don't expect all of them to make the cut. I didn't come up with one for the Oakleys just because I figure someone will do better...