Y'know what I just thought of? NotWedge needs a match. The type of match where he will shine. A match that will showcase the greatness that is NotWedge. May I suggest:

NotWedge vs Chris Oakley in a Lumberjacks Match with all the Oakleys (and Rex, who's handcuffed to Christine still. Right?) surrounding the ring!!!

OR

NotWedge vs King Snarf in a Grudge Match within a "Hell In A Cell"-style cage! NW seeks REVENGE on KS for never returning the favor after NotWedge took his place in the Asylum Rules Match, which very nearly cost NW his career!!!

OR

NotWedge vs Nowhereman for the Inter-cunt-inental title!!!

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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