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NurikoK98 said:
Hey, I drive the speed limit! But most people don't think that's fast enough.
And if you're stuck behind a gold Taurus wagon, don't honk, give me a wave so I know it's you. I'll pull over and get out of your way. But just for you, Joe.



No can do, Nuriko. You don't fit the profile. I'm talking about the morons who think 40mph on the highway (where the speed limit is either 55mph or 60mph) is perfectly acceptable. Then they get pissed when you pass them.

But, if I get stuck behind a gold Taurus wagon, I'll be sure to wave. Maybe, if you play your cards right, I'll even spring for some Dunkin' Donuts coffee. Just look for the dashingly handsome guy in the green Highlander (SUV).

Oh yeah, SUV drivers who drive like they're in a compact car piss me off, too.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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