1. When someone looks at me funny after I take a book they're reading
out of their hands before they've finished it.
2. Likewise, when I'm reading over someone's shoulder and they turn the page too soon.
3. People who don't talk back to me on the subway, when I can see they have their headphones on and are trying to concentrate on their book.
4. People who drive slow. And where are you off to in "such a hurry", asshole?
5. People who think "Hello" doesn't require a yes/no answer.
6. Cell phone haters. I could go on and on, but I'll stop at those who give me a funny look for not getting off my phone long enough to pay for my purchase. No way I'm calling them back!
7. Please park across two spaces. There's plenty of room between those two white lines, and there's even more outside.
8. Anyone who doesn't think I complain too much.
