Dude's Got Sack
Oh my god, Steve, look at his nuts
They're so big
He looks like one of those movie stars boyfriends
Who understands those stars
They only talk to him because he looks like a total man-whore, ok?
I mean his nuts
They're just so big
I can't believe they're so round
They're just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, he's just so black
I like big nuts and I can not lie
You other sisters can't deny
That when a guy walks in with a hand full of sack
And wants to fuck you in your rack
You get wet
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that nut was stuffed
Deep in the crotch he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homegirls tried to warn me
But with those nuts you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that wrinkly skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
He's sprung, sweat, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
saying small nuts the only thing
Take the average black gal and ask her that
He gotta pack much sack, so
Ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Has your boyfriend got the nuts (hell yeah)
Well shake em, shake em, shake em, shake em, shake them healthy nuts
Dudes got sack
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playgirl
Cuz dildos were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that scrotum
So I'm lookin' at porn videos
Watchin' these jerks walkin' like zeros
You can have them zeros
I'll keep my men like J. Lo
A word to the large soul brothas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cry or bitch ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Dude, got it goin on
A lot of hookers won't like this song
Cuz them bitches like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm tight and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So gents (yeah), gents (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Benz (yeah)
Then spread your legs
Stick it out
Even gay guys got to shout
Dudes got sack
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to males
Hanes aint got nothin to do with my selection
7' ½"
Only if he's 5'3"
So your boyfriend rolls a Camry
Playin' jerkoff tapes by R. Jeremy
But Jeremy ain't got a motor in the back of his Camry
My pussy don't want none unless you've got tons hon
You can lift weights or do sit-ups, but please don't lose those nuts
Some sisters wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the nuts need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So magazines say you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your balls aint small and your dick is kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole men in the magazines
You ain't it Sir Thang
Give me a brotha I can't resist him
Vitamins and milk didn't miss him
Some bitches tried to dis
Cuz her men were on my list
She had game but she chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So fellas if the nut is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Dudes got sack
