I walked around in just my underwear once. They were R2-D2 and I didn't want to cover 'em up with clothes. It was skivvies and a tank undershirt. They were polyester or something like that. I followed my big sister up to her friend Anita Joshi's house at the other end of the neighborhood. Then spent the entire afternoon in my underwear poking fern stems into the birdcage.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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