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Chris & Joe Oakley (22%, 8 Votes)
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ChewyWalrus/Backwards7 (78%, 29 Votes)
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Urg (Champ) (69%, 27 Votes)
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Doc. Mid-Nite (31%, 12 Votes)
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Team GOP (43%, 16 Votes)
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Legbreakerers 4 Hire (57%, 21 Votes)
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Sneaky Bunny (59%, 22 Votes)
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Meeko (41%, 15 Votes)
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Son of Mxy (Champ) (76%, 29 Votes)
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Capt. Sammitch (24%, 9 Votes)
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Team RDCW (53%, 20 Votes)
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Team rWo (47%, 18 Votes)
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Mike Monroe: "Welcome to the Cheesedome!"
"Welcome to Rob's Damn Championship Wrestling!"
"Welcome to the BIG BEER BASH! "
"I'm Mike The Mouth Monroe here for your play by play and with me as always is Madman Marcum!"
Marcum: "The BEST announcer in RDCW!"
Monroe: "Thank you. . ."
Marcum: "I was talking about me!"
Tonight fans, it's the big one: The Wargames Elimination Match!
Two teams of five, surrounded by a double ring steel cage! They will do battle until one team is completely eliminated! Plus, the Doctor has assigned a special mystery referee for this bout!
The teams are:
Team rWo: Bsams, Dave, Drzsmith, Grimm, and Nowhereman managed by Rob K.
Team RDCW: TK-069, King Snarf, Joe Mama, Bibbo, and I-Man managed by The Doctor
If Team RDCW wins, The Doctor gets five minutes alone in the ring with Rob!
Chilean Death Match! To win, you must place a burning cow on your opponent for the pinfall!
Lightweight Faggot Champ Son of Mxy
vs. Captain Sammitch!
Jello Catfight special referee: Pig Iron!
Sneaky Bunny vs Meeko!
Hardcore Porn champ Urg defends against Doc. Mid-Nite!
Tag Team Grudge Match
Team GOP vs. Legbreakerers 4 Hire! Team GOP seeks revenge for the brutal attack on Havoc last week!
The Oakleys vs. Chewy Walrus/Backwards7!
Free food and beer handed out by the RDCW hotties!
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Ladies & gentlemen, good evening! Welcome, to the Big Beer Bash. I am King Snarf, Captain of Team RDCW! I can't speak for my teammates, but I am jazzed about tonight's main event!! First, when we win, I get a title shot against Joe Mama for his newly won Eurotrash title, in a match of my choosing. Y'know, on Tuesday, Joe said that my Bastard Bomb makes us even for him hitting me with a car. Joe, that doesn't even come close to making us even. And don't worry, the match I've selected for us will more than square away all debts.
The second reason I'm excited is because I finally get to take it to the rWo. The traitor Grimm, that egomaniac BSAMS, that scumbag Dave, and most importantly that cross-dressing assclown Nowhereman. Boys, get ready to meet the beatdown. I've managed to beat rWo members, and that was when I was on my own. Tonight, I'm gonna have four partners. Now, I ain't a bettin' man, but I'd be willing to say that the rWo is finally gonna get their comeuppance tonight. Yes indeed, their uppance will come! King Snarf has spoken!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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The Cheese-O-Tron comes alive. Joe Mama appears, obviously from the locker room in back.
Snarf, Snarf, Snarf...I thought the little post-match party you were at on Tuesday would've made you a little more team-oriented. But there you are, running your mouth about how YOU'RE Team RDCW's Captain. I thought The Doctor was our Captain? And then you babble about how "we're not even" and somesuch. King Snarf, I know that you and I aren't fully settled up. I KNOW that our grudge match may or may not finally settle all accounts. I'm just willing to look past your act of aggression as balancing out a past act. I'm willing to ignore your Bastard Bomb for the good of the team. It's a shame that you can't look past your own selfish ego for the common good. But, again, I'm willing to overlook that to ensure Team RDCW's victory tonight. If the Doctor's willing to do right and atone for past sins, then I of all people will be the last person to disallow that. Something for you to think about, boy. Remember, King Snarf, if you put yourself above Team RDCW and betray me, you lose your shot at me and the Eurotrash title. And, rest assured, when you're standing next to me in the ring tonight, that's the closest you'll ever come to actually wearing the belt...
Now get your ass outta there and back here in the locker room! Team RDCW's got some strategy to plan...
The Cheese-O-Tron goes black.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Joe Mama is nothing,Joe Quesada is the donkey daddy,remember that bitch.
I like donkey butt.
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King Snarf said:
Ladies & gentlemen, good evening! Welcome, to the Big Beer Bash. I am King Snarf, Captain of Team RDCW! I can't speak for my teammates, but I am jazzed about tonight's main event!! First, when we win, I get a title shot against Joe Mama for his newly won Eurotrash title, in a match of my choosing. Y'know, on Tuesday, Joe said that my Bastard Bomb makes us even for him hitting me with a car. Joe, that doesn't even come close to making us even. And don't worry, the match I've selected for us will more than square away all debts.
The second reason I'm excited is because I finally get to take it to the rWo. The traitor Grimm, that egomaniac BSAMS, that scumbag Dave, and most importantly that cross-dressing assclown Nowhereman. Boys, get ready to meet the beatdown. I've managed to beat rWo members, and that was when I was on my own. Tonight, I'm gonna have four partners. Now, I ain't a bettin' man, but I'd be willing to say that the rWo is finally gonna get their comeuppance tonight. Yes indeed, their uppance will come! King Snarf has spoken!
You were much better in bed than Joe Mama.
Oh,and yes 1 inch is quite normal so dont feel bad about it.
I was never a real man,and always loved the cock,so I finally decided to become a woman.
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Yay! Team RDCW! Joe Mama, yo' ass is next!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Wait fo' the play-by-play, Junior! Assuming you stayed true to your word, your luck is about to take a turn for the worse.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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There's ALWAYS room for Jell-O, Naughty Bunny!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Wait fo' the play-by-play, Junior! Assuming you stayed true to your word, your luck is about to take a turn for the worse.
"Assume" makes an ass out of you and... well, just you.
We won. I get a title shot in a match of my choosing. I will reveal said stipulations on the next Havoc!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Wait fo' the play-by-play, Junior!
Speaking of, where is it?
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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Don't ask me, Chief! I'm just the talent. Marcum and Monroe handle the play-by-play. Y'wimp...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Wimp? You're the one who needed to get behind the wheel of a car before trying to take me on.....
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Short form results. No time for a full on replay. Deal with it.
Chewy and Backwards over Chris and Joe Oakley. Pinfall, Tusk slam.
After the match, Christine Oakley came down to ringside to revive the fallen Oakley Boys by giving them mouth to mouth.
Urg over Doc MidNite. Hardcore Porn belt. Pinfall. Caveman Crunch.
Legbreakerers 4 Hire over Team GOP. Submission. Double Figure Four.
After the match, the employer of the L4H appeared on the Cheese-O-Tron and revealed himself to be none other than the Insane Liberal, manager of Whomod and Jim Jackson! When Stupid Dogg and Winged Creature demanded payment for their job, the Insane Liberal reneged on their deal as the Conspiracy hit the ring, and a three way brawl ensued!
Sneaky Bunny over Meeko. Jello Catfight. Pinfall. Jello Shot. Ref: Pig Iron. Just let your imaginations wander.
Son of Mxy over Captain Sammitch. Lightweight Faggot Title. Chilean Death Match. Burning Cow Pin. Say it one more time. Burning Cow Pin. There. Just let it sink in.
Team RDCW over Team rWo Wargames Elimination.
Before the match, the Doctor revealed the special referee to be Marc Campbell! And the special guard for the entrance way to be Urg!
Order of entry:
1: Bsams
2. TK-069
3: Drzsmith
4: Bibbo
5: Dave
6: I-Man
7: Grimm
8: Joe Mama
9: Nowhereman
10: King Snarf
Order of elimination:
1: Bibbo. Down Under Kick from Dave.
2: Drzsmith. Submission. Cybertron Crush by I-Man.
3: I-Man. Pinfall. Blitzkrieg Bop from Bsams.
4: Dave. Pinfall. East Coast Hammer from Joe Mama
5: Joe Mama. Submission. Grimmlock by Grimm.
6: Grimm. Pinfall. Wildsault from King Snarf.
7: King Snarf. Pinfall. Fuckoff Slam by Nowhereman
8: Nowhereman: Rollup pin by TK.
9: Bsams. Pinfall Orchepocalypse from TK.
Winner and survivor: TK-069
TK challenged Bsams to an Iron Man match for the Big Cheese title at the next ppv!
The Doctor over Rob K. Five minute stipulation match. Submission. The Jack Daniels Special.
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