Mike Monroe: "Welcome to the Cheesedome!"
"Welcome to Rob's Damn Championship Wrestling!"
"Welcome to the BIG BEER BASH! "
"I'm Mike The Mouth Monroe here for your play by play and with me as always is Madman Marcum!"
Marcum: "The BEST announcer in RDCW!"
Monroe: "Thank you. . ."
Marcum: "I was talking about me!"
Tonight fans, it's the big one: The Wargames Elimination Match!
Two teams of five, surrounded by a double ring steel cage! They will do battle until one team is completely eliminated! Plus, the Doctor has assigned a special mystery referee for this bout!
The teams are:
Team rWo: Bsams, Dave, Drzsmith, Grimm, and Nowhereman managed by Rob K.
Team RDCW: TK-069, King Snarf, Joe Mama, Bibbo, and I-Man managed by The Doctor
If Team RDCW wins, The Doctor gets five minutes alone in the ring with Rob!
Chilean Death Match! To win, you must place a burning cow on your opponent for the pinfall!
Lightweight Faggot Champ Son of Mxy
vs. Captain Sammitch!
Jello Catfight special referee: Pig Iron!
Sneaky Bunny vs Meeko!
Hardcore Porn champ Urg defends against Doc. Mid-Nite!
Tag Team Grudge Match
Team GOP vs. Legbreakerers 4 Hire! Team GOP seeks revenge for the brutal attack on Havoc last week!
The Oakleys vs. Chewy Walrus/Backwards7!
Free food and beer handed out by the RDCW hotties!
