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King Snarf said:
Ladies & gentlemen, good evening! Welcome, to the Big Beer Bash. I am King Snarf, Captain of Team RDCW! I can't speak for my teammates, but I am jazzed about tonight's main event!! First, when we win, I get a title shot against Joe Mama for his newly won Eurotrash title, in a match of my choosing. Y'know, on Tuesday, Joe said that my Bastard Bomb makes us even for him hitting me with a car. Joe, that doesn't even come close to making us even. And don't worry, the match I've selected for us will more than square away all debts.
The second reason I'm excited is because I finally get to take it to the rWo. The traitor Grimm, that egomaniac BSAMS, that scumbag Dave, and most importantly that cross-dressing assclown Nowhereman. Boys, get ready to meet the beatdown. I've managed to beat rWo members, and that was when I was on my own. Tonight, I'm gonna have four partners. Now, I ain't a bettin' man, but I'd be willing to say that the rWo is finally gonna get their comeuppance tonight. Yes indeed, their uppance will come! King Snarf has spoken!
You were much better in bed than Joe Mama.
Oh,and yes 1 inch is quite normal so dont feel bad about it.
I was never a real man,and always loved the cock,so I finally decided to become a woman.
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