Short form results. No time for a full on replay. Deal with it.
Chewy and Backwards over Chris and Joe Oakley. Pinfall, Tusk slam.
After the match, Christine Oakley came down to ringside to revive the fallen Oakley Boys by giving them mouth to mouth.
Urg over Doc MidNite. Hardcore Porn belt. Pinfall. Caveman Crunch.
Legbreakerers 4 Hire over Team GOP. Submission. Double Figure Four.
After the match, the employer of the L4H appeared on the Cheese-O-Tron and revealed himself to be none other than the Insane Liberal, manager of Whomod and Jim Jackson! When Stupid Dogg and Winged Creature demanded payment for their job, the Insane Liberal reneged on their deal as the Conspiracy hit the ring, and a three way brawl ensued!
Sneaky Bunny over Meeko. Jello Catfight. Pinfall. Jello Shot. Ref: Pig Iron. Just let your imaginations wander.
Son of Mxy over Captain Sammitch. Lightweight Faggot Title. Chilean Death Match. Burning Cow Pin. Say it one more time. Burning Cow Pin. There. Just let it sink in.
Team RDCW over Team rWo Wargames Elimination.
Before the match, the Doctor revealed the special referee to be Marc Campbell! And the special guard for the entrance way to be Urg!
Order of entry:
1: Bsams
2. TK-069
3: Drzsmith
4: Bibbo
5: Dave
6: I-Man
7: Grimm
8: Joe Mama
9: Nowhereman
10: King Snarf
Order of elimination:
1: Bibbo. Down Under Kick from Dave.
2: Drzsmith. Submission. Cybertron Crush by I-Man.
3: I-Man. Pinfall. Blitzkrieg Bop from Bsams.
4: Dave. Pinfall. East Coast Hammer from Joe Mama
5: Joe Mama. Submission. Grimmlock by Grimm.
6: Grimm. Pinfall. Wildsault from King Snarf.
7: King Snarf. Pinfall. Fuckoff Slam by Nowhereman
8: Nowhereman: Rollup pin by TK.
9: Bsams. Pinfall Orchepocalypse from TK.
Winner and survivor: TK-069
TK challenged Bsams to an Iron Man match for the Big Cheese title at the next ppv!
The Doctor over Rob K. Five minute stipulation match. Submission. The Jack Daniels Special.
