Using that logic the top story of the news on Thursday should be Friends...coz "everyone" likes Friends. Kristogar you aint a fucking idiot...well a least not in this case. You're an avid sports fan and follow Jordan. The dunnies Im talking about are the fat ass fans who sit on their couches and watch the Bulls play and when theyre winning say "We're doing pretty good this year" "we" as if theyre actually ON the team. I dont believe "sports" news has any business in headlines. Jordan retiring for the umpteenth time most especially. Like him or not you gotta admit the ego on this guy and his retirements is really annoying.