The first version of Lady Chatterley's Lover. I'm on the second one now.

Although, frankly, I think it will be 'hard' to beat the ending of the first version:

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Till she had loved Parkin -- her Op. Yes, she loved him. He was a man, if he wasn't a gentleman. Anyhow there came a breath of fresh air with him, a breath of fresh life. My Lady's fucker, as he called himself so savagely! How he had hated her for not taking him fully seriously, in his manly fucking! Ah well! The future was still to hand!


"You're either lying or stupid."
"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
Megatron and Starscream