The review that never was
by Peter J. Pappas

He begged and pleaded with Rob every day
"Please make me a mod....I wont tell anyone you're gay"

So that magical day came one summer night
All he had to do was blow Rob......he didn't put up much of a fight

He was a mod now, he finally had some real power
He promised us Book Reviews to bore us by the hour

First the reviews were coming fast and furious
But then they slowed to a trickle.....how curious

The truth was out ....the mod was a lazy ass bum
and to think at one point I almost called him my chum

he's just a dirty Greek bastard with no ambition
let's remove him as mod ....I'll start the petition

Alas, once we remove him from power he'll get right back in
'cause he'll get Rob's cock right back in his mouth and rest his balls on his chin

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