Quote: Joe Mama said: Yeah, I pretty much buzzed through Cell. It was enjoyable, but it didn't have much in the way of scares. It seems to me that King, in his non-Dark Tower books, is more interested in character and dialogue than in actual plot. I cared about Cell's cast, and the violence was pretty shocking, but it didn't stick with me the way Salem's Lot does.
I likes Cell a lot, but Salem's Lot, It, and The Stand are King's books that are in a different class all together.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi