Quote: Joe Mama said: I just finished Jack Ketchum's Off Season. And I will NEVER visit any non-city location in Maine. EVER.
Why? Never read this, so I dunno...then again, heading back to Bumblefuck, Maine next weekend, so is this info something that will scare the crap outta me?
Why you'd ask that of a native New Englander is beyond me, but I think I can sum it up with four words:
Inbred, incestuous, cannibal Mainefolk.
I know, not too far from the reality of that state but, yes, it made me say, "Ewwwwwwwwww" quite a few times. Definitely a one-eighty from the Maine that King writes about.
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