Did he walk on water so he could slap Mary Magdalene across the face and then make out with her before stopping Agent 006, Judas, from selling out Him and the rest of the Apostles?
DAMN! Which movie is THAT??? Jesus Bond is a damned pimp!!!
"Wash my feet, you whore! Show a man how you wash a guy's feet!!!"
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock