Did he walk on water so he could slap Mary Magdalene across the face and then make out with her before stopping Agent 006, Judas, from selling out Him and the rest of the Apostles?
I find it unnerving that this is what I first thought of when reading the name "Jesus Bond".
Get out of my head!!!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
