Quote: Pig Iran said: I'm reading Harley's diary.....it has several references to joe mama...WTF???
The diary was hidden in my panty drawer!
What were doing there?
My my MY!!! Or should I say
no, the heart eyes work....
You only want to you my lil grumbley friend bc he reminds you of me these days....
Quote: I'm in the early goings of Caleb Carr's The Italian Secretary. I enjoyed The Alienist and Angel Of Darkness, so I'm looking forward to his entry in the Sherlock Holmes mythos.
I've had The Alienist sitting on my bookshelf forever and a day collecting dust. it's good? When I get a free moment (ha!) I'll try to start it...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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