Quote: Pig Iran said: I'm reading Harley's diary.....it has several references to joe mama...WTF???
The diary was hidden in my panty drawer!
What were doing there?
I did not give him the key, I swear.
A girl has no privacy anymore...
But great privates!
Quote: The Alienist is one of the books my dad recommended to me. I approach it with caution (my dad reads James Michener, fer crissakes), but immediately got into and and blazed through it.
Cool. It'll be next...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
