Yeah, but "walking sperm bank" invites commentary and/or comebacks. The two I mentioned have suitable shock value - ain't no one providing a witty retort to them in an appropriate amount to time.

True story: I met one of my gal's best friends (who is gay) and we were playing cards. Hearts, I think. Well, my throws weren't helping him and he kept calling me "cocksucker". So, upon dropping the Queen of Clubs his way (not a good card to get), I turned to him and, in a fit of male competitiveness, shouted "Eat that, you sperm-burping gutter whore!!!"

Silence. You could hear a pin drop. My gal was pale, slack-jawed, and horrified.

After about ten long seconds, the guy just laughed. Crisis averted.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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