So this guy I was seeing dumped me for his frickin dog! Yep, he said "Becka, I think I'm just going to stick with me and my old dog here for a while, he's less trouble than women"!! Can you believe that? I was dumped for a dog!! hahaha!! I just HAD to laugh over it so I decided to come up with my very own top ten list of why Women are better than dogs, and share it with you...because I am sure you'd all appreciate a woman more than a dog right? hahah!! I know, It's funny, but hey...wierder things have happened.
#10 - Women don't have to play with every man they see whenever you take them around the block
#9 - Women Look good in sweaters
#8 - Dogs stink when they get wet...women don't. We stay sweet!
#7 - Women LIKE it doggie style
#6 - Women leave the room to Fart"!!
#5 - Though we have only 2, our breasts are far more attractive
#4 - Holiday inn accepts women..but No pets!
#3 - Women come whenever you call them!!
#2 - It's socially acceptable to have sex with women!
And the # 1 reason why women are better than dogs is
(trumpets please).....
#1 - Women can bury a bone and never even get their noses dirty!!!
