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So this guy I was seeing dumped me for his frickin dog! Yep, he said "Becka, I think I'm just going to stick with me and my old dog here for a while, he's less trouble than women"!! Can you believe that? I was dumped for a dog!! hahaha!! I just HAD to laugh over it so I decided to come up with my very own top ten list of why Women are better than dogs, and share it with you...because I am sure you'd all appreciate a woman more than a dog right? hahah!! I know, It's funny, but hey...wierder things have happened.
#10 - Women don't have to play with every man they see whenever you take them around the block
#9 - Women Look good in sweaters
#8 - Dogs stink when they get wet...women don't. We stay sweet!
#7 - Women LIKE it doggie style
#6 - Women leave the room to Fart"!!
#5 - Though we have only 2, our breasts are far more attractive
#4 - Holiday inn accepts women..but No pets!
#3 - Women come whenever you call them!!
#2 - It's socially acceptable to have sex with women!
And the # 1 reason why women are better than dogs is
(trumpets please).....
#1 - Women can bury a bone and never even get their noses dirty!!!
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#10 - Women don't have to play with every man they see whenever you take them around the block
#9 - Women Look good in sweaters
#8 - Dogs stink when they get wet...women don't. We stay sweet!
#7 - Women LIKE it doggie style
#6 - Women leave the room to Fart"!!
#5 - Though we have only 2, our breasts are far more attractive
#4 - Holiday inn accepts women..but No pets!
#3 - Women come whenever you call them!!
#2 - It's socially acceptable to have sex with women!
#1 - Women can bury a bone and never even get their noses dirty!!!
#3 is not true at all. Past that, I can't argue with you. Which leads me to think that maybe this guy dumping you is a good thing! I mean, do you REALLY want to be competing with a dog? I didn't think so.
However, I'm not sure it was such a good idea to announce your singleness here, Skygirl/Becka. The guys here...well lemme put it to you this way: Online accosting in 3...2...1...
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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FRESH MEAT BOYS!!!
 
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I want proof from "Becka" first! 
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Skygirl said:#5 - Though we have only 2, our breasts are far more attractive
Evidence please.
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Skygirl said:#5 - Though we have only 2, our breasts are far more attractive
Evidence please.
Its a board requirement.
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^^^^^What he said.
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Don't be dissing dogs, yo!
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#3 - Women come whenever you call them!!
Somehow it seems I have ta do a helluva lot more than just call them to get them to do that.
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It involves putting your mouth in a certain place before you "speak"...
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either that is the lamest thing i've heard someone break up over, or this was the only excuse he could think up at the time. possibly he meet another woman. or he's into beastiality.
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I think we scared her off.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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So this guy I was seeing dumped me for his frickin dog! Yep, he said "Becka, I think I'm just going to stick with me and my old dog here for a while, he's less trouble than women"!! Can you believe that? I was dumped for a dog!! hahaha!! I just HAD to laugh over it so I decided to come up with my very own top ten list of why Women are better than dogs, and share it with you...because I am sure you'd all appreciate a woman more than a dog right? hahah!! I know, It's funny, but hey...wierder things have happened.
#10 - Women don't have to play with every man they see whenever you take them around the block
#9 - Women Look good in sweaters
#8 - Dogs stink when they get wet...women don't. We stay sweet!
#7 - Women LIKE it doggie style
#6 - Women leave the room to Fart"!!
#5 - Though we have only 2, our breasts are far more attractive
#4 - Holiday inn accepts women..but No pets!
#3 - Women come whenever you call them!!
#2 - It's socially acceptable to have sex with women!
And the # 1 reason why women are better than dogs is
(trumpets please).....
#1 - Women can bury a bone and never even get their noses dirty!!!
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#1 - Women can bury a bone and never even get their noses dirty!!!
Never had a facial?
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Thanks a lot, everyone. She seemed like a keeper and you all scared her off.
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She's logged on a couple times since this thread. Its too bad, we really need more women posters here.
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ROFL!!
I so forgot I bookmarked this crazy thing. No, y'all didn't chase me away. I had meant to come back here and check it but it became one of those things that always gets put off, like waxing my car. Call me a procrastinater. I wish I had gotten back here sooner, most of your replies probably would have pissed him off big time!
I'd like to reply to the replies one by one but I'm just about on my way out the door.
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Whoa, she came back! Let's party!!
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Call me a procrastinater.
Procrastinator!
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ta ta!
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ROFL!!
I so forgot I bookmarked this crazy thing. No, y'all didn't chase me away. I had meant to come back here and check it but it became one of those things that always gets put off, like waxing my car. Call me a procrastinater. I wish I had gotten back here sooner, most of your replies probably would have pissed him off big time!
I'd like to reply to the replies one by one but I'm just about on my way out the door.
toodles
it's an r3x alt id......he told me so via PM.
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He sent you that PM too??
For a while there I thought he was just pulling my chain.
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ROFL!!
I so forgot I bookmarked this crazy thing. No, y'all didn't chase me away. I had meant to come back here and check it but it became one of those things that always gets put off, like waxing my car. Call me a procrastinater. I wish I had gotten back here sooner, most of your replies probably would have pissed him off big time!
I'd like to reply to the replies one by one but I'm just about on my way out the door.
toodles Man, we really dodged a bullet...
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