ROFL!!
I so forgot I bookmarked this crazy thing. No, y'all didn't chase me away. I had meant to come back here and check it but it became one of those things that always gets put off, like waxing my car. Call me a procrastinater. I wish I had gotten back here sooner, most of your replies probably would have pissed him off big time!
I'd like to reply to the replies one by one but I'm just about on my way out the door.
toodles