You got me, the two of you. I'm pregnant with The Oakley Child. In about a month, I'm gonna give birth right here on these boards to either:

1) A hand (if No-Originality-man has his way)

2) 1/2 of a Statue of Liberty (if SoM gets to cover the birth during his interview segment)

3) A Black Asian Alien with a thick Bostonian accent and self-loathing tendencies (if consentual reality decides)

Damn you two! You ruined the surprise that me 'n' The Doctor cooked up! Now we have to re-write things so that Rex is the pregnant one! And how are we supposed to sell THAT?!?

Oh, wait. It's Rex. It sells itself! (Happy Birthday, Rex!)

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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