RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Comic Books Identity Crisis # 3 (SPOILERS)

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Disco Steve said:

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Disco Steve said:
Superman did it.

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Superman overhears the conversation among the old JLAers. He looks stern and murderous. He's gonna crush Green Arrow's head like a melon before his narration can notice.

He moves at super-speed, so sensors would not notice him enter the Dibny household.

Superman has heat vision. He started the fire. I know, you're thinking "but they were flames, not heat vision. He could as easily sprayed some gasoline and heat visioned it to create a fire to cover his tracks. This is a man that has more time to think than Batman, as he is superfast.

Also, Superman is the only guy with a tear coming from his eyes on the cover of Identity Crisis issue #1. Isn't that odd to anyone? He's putting up an act, and overdoing it a bit.

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The Time Trust said:
I won a thousand dollars at bingo last night! HUZZAH!

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The Time Trust said:
Heh.

Pro -- the, uh, "chronal distortion" of the timestream is getting fairly strong, now, so I can't say for certain, but I believe you will say something about LLance being your personal lord and savior or something like that? I dunno.

And then in a while someone else will write something about getting this damn thread back on topic, and then nobody will post for a while, and then someone will bring it back up to the top of the forum for a lark, even though everyone's talking about some other crappy book by then, and then some time from now Rob's board will crash (in the cataclysmic event that will come to be known as the "Great Crash" -- not to be confused with the "Great Crash II"), and most of the old topics, such as this one, will be lost forever. Ironically enough, though, because of my warning in this post, this thread will be one of the few that several posters decided to save before the "Great Crash"... It will also be one of the rare Internet threads to be preserved forever (after the final destruction of the Internet in 2012) due to Mxy having printed it all out on his computer to read on the bus on the way to school.

By the 23rd century a cult religion (called the Identitea Crisisians of the Holy Three) will have been built around this thread and a few others, and the unidentified individual known only as "The Time Trust" will be considered to be the Prophet who foretold the coming age, "Prometheus" will be enshrined as the Father, "LLance" will be enshrined as the Mother, and "Disco Steve" will be enshrined as the Son, with the individual known as "Dave" from the down under nether-regions of Australia serving the role of the Davil.

By the year 2970, Crisisanity will be the dominant world religion, although Mxyism will quickly catch on over much of the world, followed by the depraved "end times" enforced state religion known as the JQocracy, responsible in those dire times for a string of completely meaningless and pointless terrorist attacks involving explosive hush puppies and bellybutton lint.

Luckily the planet explodes shortly afterwards, the human race being survived only by a handful of esoteric shoe salespeople with a healthy fear of open flame.

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Prometheus said:

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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
I thought that couldn't get more redundant. And here I hoped Marz was bringing Major Force back for something original. In a GL/Guy Gardner: Warrior crossover, Major Force killed a friend of Guy's mom (a case of mistaken identity - hijinks ensued) and stuffed her in the fridge. At the end of the of the storyline Major Force kills Guy's brother (Militia), and after that Kyle and Guy catch him. So Kyle is gonna kill him for murdering Alex, but he decides he can't do it because he wants to be a hero. Guy, being a warrior instead of a hero, kills Major Force. He shoulda stayed dead then...

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Interesting. I had no idea that Gardner (THE Green Lan--...oh, never mind...) killed Major Force. Cool. Yeah, I wish he had stayed dead. Of course, if dead really meant dead in comics, then, the death of a character might actually have meaning and impact. Oh well...

On another note, LLance is my Lord's savior. It's true. Frank Lord....guy that lives down the road from me....he almost walked out in front of a truck. Luckily, a visiting LLance pushed him out of the way in time. Also, luckily, the truck was in park. Now, Lord is suing LLance for personal injury, and the like. Still, if it wasn't for old LLance....

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Is Dave effected by his daughter's birth?
He would be a heartless man if he wasnt (waitaminute he IS a lawyer). C'mon Dave not the fact that your babies are girls but more the fact that your act of sex created something you love and care about regardless how much she resembles a toad.

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Dont you think that maybe even unconsciously you are effected by the depravity of the act of rape in comparrison to the fact that sexual intercourse with someone you love gave birth to your loving daughter?

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Dave said:
the depiction of violence against women is simply another example of reinforcing the paradigm that violence against women is acceptable.

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Dave said:
I was wondering when someone would raise that specifically.

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Dave said:
The context is a fantasy medium, filled with women with enlarged breasts and fishnet stockings. It depicts a scene of a woman getting raped. Other characters react violently against the character. That doesn't erase the fact that rape was depicted in a fantasy medium.

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Dave said:
I was wondering when someone would raise that specifically.

The context is a fantasy medium, filled with women with enlarged breasts and fishnet stockings. It depicts a scene of a woman getting raped. Other characters react violently against the character. That doesn't erase the fact that rape was depicted in a fantasy medium.

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TK-069 said:
I like the artwork.

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