No...it could never work. Captain Sammitch would NEVER allow me to like Meeko bestest. And the stress that comes from liking more than one woman bestest would finally tear us apart, until the two of you made me choose which ONE of you I would like bestest. But I wouldn't be able to choose, and that would create an even deeper rift until I couldn't like anyone bestest anymore. So it is for the best that I stay with you, difficult kind, and like YOU bestest.

Just a head's up, the Music of the Night has changed from "More" to Chris Isaak singing "Somebody's Cryin'". Which is a cool song. Better than that "Wicked Game", in my opinion.

Whoop! Now it's Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger In Paradise"!

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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